Fright Night Fan Pillows

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Chiller Theatre

Silence of the Chickens...

Broomstick crash.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Devi's brew?"

Open House of Horrors

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Zombie Problems

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Monster Self-Help

Classic Emojis for sale.

"We should start wearing masks."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Regular or decapitated?'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.