Fright Fans Pillows

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Silence of the Chickens...

Chiller Theatre

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Pastries and Candy

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

Divine Desk Bins

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Zombie Problems

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Regular or decapitated?'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Well, we got the grant."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.