Fear Aficionados Mugs

"Now I have another reason to hate clowns."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Chiller Theatre

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"You're afraid of what?"

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

Horror writer.

Witch's spell check.

Halloween 2008.

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Count Flatula

"No, I'm scarier."

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Thin enough?'