Fear Fanatics Mugs

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'That's round one started, lads'.

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Chiller Theatre

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Newt sale

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Warrior Woman

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Giant Monster in Bath

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Self Help / Elf Help.