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Jackson's greatest fear was that he would die laughing.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dog Nightmares

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Pencil eraser."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

What's Their Secret?

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"No, I'm scarier."

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Death By Mattress

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

Scary Movies!

On the planet Clowny, they are afraid of us.

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

'Repeat after me Mr. Chetney... 'Clowns will not hurt me. Clowns are my friends. They are not out to get me...'

"Help!"