Phobia Analyst Gifts

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

Scared of Shadows.

Dog Nightmares

Dead Funny

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Hypochondria Hospital

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Pencil eraser."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Agoraphobic Explorer

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'