Phobia Analyst T-Shirts

Give your phobia analyst a t-shirt that makes a statement. These clever and humorous tee designs celebrate their fascination with fears, making them a standout piece in their casual wardrobe.

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"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles." mockup

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

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Scared of Shadows.

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Dead Funny

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'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!' mockup

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

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"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild." mockup

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

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"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed." mockup

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

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'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.' mockup

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

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Hypochondria Hospital

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"Pencil eraser."

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"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?" mockup

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

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"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

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"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark." mockup

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

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"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

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"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?" mockup

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

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"Sad really. He's scared of heights." mockup

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

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'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.' mockup

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

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Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing mockup

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

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"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours." mockup

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

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"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email." mockup

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

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Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia. mockup

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

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"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change." mockup

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

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Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.' mockup

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

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'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.' mockup

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

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'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.' mockup

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

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Agoraphobic Explorer

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'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.' mockup

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

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"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?" mockup

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

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'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?' mockup

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

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Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'. mockup

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

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"They've always scared the hell out of me."

"They've always scared the hell out of me." mockup

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

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Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse mockup

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

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'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?' mockup

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

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"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?" mockup

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

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Phobia Analyst T-Shirts Collection

Phobia Analyst Mugs

Discover more fun and insightful mugs perfect for your phobia analyst—each designed to bring humor and a touch of their interest into their everyday routine.

Phobia Analyst Pillows

Bring humor and personality into their home with unique pillows that highlight their interest in fears. Comfortable and conversation-starting, they're ideal for any space.

Phobia Analyst Prints

Decorate with bold prints that reflect their fascination with phobias. Add a quirky and insightful touch to their living or workspace with our eye-catching art pieces.