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'It's for someone who is claustrophobic.'

Dog Nightmares

Dead Funny

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Pencil eraser."

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

What's Their Secret?

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

Death By Mattress

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Agoraphobic Explorer

Psychiatrist. Claustrophobic, eh? The doctor is pretty busy today, but maybe I can squeeze you in.

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

On the planet Clowny, they are afraid of us.

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

I'm afraid of heights.

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'