Phobia Educator T-Shirts

Psychiatrist. Claustrophobic, eh? The doctor is pretty busy today, but maybe I can squeeze you in.

Dog Nightmares

Dead Funny

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Pencil eraser."

What's Their Secret?

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

Superhero with Acrophobia

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Death By Mattress

"No, I'm scarier."

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

On the planet Clowny, they are afraid of us.

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

"Remember, when I called for an appointment, I told you I had this huge fear of falling."