Phobia Educator Gifts

Dead Funny

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Pencil eraser."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

What's Their Secret?

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Superhero with Acrophobia

"No, I'm scarier."

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

Death By Mattress

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

On the planet Clowny, they are afraid of us.

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"Remember, when I called for an appointment, I told you I had this huge fear of falling."