Overcoming Phobia Gifts

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Dog Nightmares

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"Pencil eraser."

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

What's Their Secret?

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Things that scare Jimmy

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

Death By Mattress

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'Have I told you how absolutely lovely you look today?'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

Psychiatrist. Claustrophobic, eh? The doctor is pretty busy today, but maybe I can squeeze you in.

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

"He's afraid of heights."

'Welcome to claustrophobics anonymous. Before we get started who votes we get a bigger meeting room?'