Phobia Overcomers Gifts

'Look, I don't expect you to understand this, but the thing is, I'm deathly afraid of water. . . always have been.'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Dead Funny

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Pencil eraser."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

What's Their Secret?

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Death By Mattress

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'