Phobia Overcomers Gifts

'Look, I don't expect you to understand this, but the thing is, I'm deathly afraid of water. . . always have been.'

Dog Nightmares

Dead Funny

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Pencil eraser."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

What's Their Secret?

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

Death By Mattress

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"They've always scared the hell out of me."