Phobia Conquerors Gifts

'Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

"Here we are."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

Your stress is stress-related.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Pencil eraser."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"Papi, I heard something!"

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'Dino never could stand heights.'