Phobia Specialist Gifts

'It's for someone who is claustrophobic.'

Dead Funny

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Pencil eraser."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

What's Their Secret?

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Death By Mattress

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Agoraphobic Explorer

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

On the planet Clowny, they are afraid of us.

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

"There was a bee."