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'I'm afraid of the dark.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dog Nightmares

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Dead Funny

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Pencil eraser."

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Monster Realtor

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Dentist Trip

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Superhero with Acrophobia

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

"No, I'm scarier."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

I, Scream.

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

Agoraphobic Explorer

Psychiatrist. Claustrophobic, eh? The doctor is pretty busy today, but maybe I can squeeze you in.

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'