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Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dog Nightmares

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Dead Funny

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Pencil eraser."

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

Monster Realtor

Food chain.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Dentist Trip

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Superhero with Acrophobia

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

I, Scream.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

Agoraphobic Explorer

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

"They've always scared the hell out of me."