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"And how long have you been agoraphobic?"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dog Nightmares

Dead Funny

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Pencil eraser."

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Monster Realtor

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Dentist Trip

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Superhero with Acrophobia

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

I, Scream.

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

Agoraphobic Explorer

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

Telephone Phobics Society

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!