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I can never get away from my spouse phobia.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dog Nightmares

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Dead Funny

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Pencil eraser."

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Monster Realtor

Food chain.

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

Dentist Trip

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Caterpillar Paranoia

Superhero with Acrophobia

I, Scream.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Agoraphobic Explorer

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'