Phobia Philosophers Mugs

I can never get away from my spouse phobia.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Dead Funny

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Pencil eraser."

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Monster Realtor

Food chain.

Dentist Trip

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Superhero with Acrophobia

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Caterpillar Paranoia

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

Agoraphobic Explorer

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.