Phobia Mugs

Dog Nightmares

Wally is nearly 100% squirrel proof.

'This next bit might hurt just a teenie-weenie bit...'

Up, Down, Plummet (waiting for elevator)

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'Yup. Still deathly afraid of heights.'

Woman climbs up a tree to escape a scary mouse.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Huddling Lampposts

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dead Funny

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Scary stuff

"Pencil eraser."

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Monster Realtor

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

Dentist Trip

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Superhero with Acrophobia

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"No, I'm scarier."

I, Scream.

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

Agoraphobic Explorer