Fear Analyst Gifts

"Could I borrow a cup of weaponised anthrax."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hypochondria Hospital

"Pencil eraser."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Religion, This End Up

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

Closed system: Worry-powered TV set.

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

The Scream at the movie theater.

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.