Phantom Phobia Pillows

Scary stuff

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dog Nightmares

Dead Funny

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Ghost School.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Horror Stories.

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

Dentist Trip

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

Monster Realtor

What's Their Secret?

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Superhero with Acrophobia

I, Scream.

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

"No, I'm scarier."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Death By Mattress