Phantom Phobia Pillows

Scary stuff

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Ghost School.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Dead Funny

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Horror Stories.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Dentist Trip

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

What's Their Secret?

Monster Realtor

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Superhero with Acrophobia

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

Death By Mattress