Phantom Fanatic Pillows

Horror Stories.

Ghost School.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Dolphin friendly tuna

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Warrior Woman

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Newt sale

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Giant Monster in Bath

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Catasaurus

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.