Phantom Fanatic T-Shirts

"I just love it when you get off on Cole Porter!"

Horror Stories.

Ghost School.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Newt sale

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Catasaurus

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."