Phantom Fan Pillows

The phantom of the Oprah.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Ghost School.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Give quiche a chance!

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Horror Stories.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Trump Mask

Free Radicals.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Entropy.

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Newton Discovers Gravity

Science And Society 1923

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

'C'mon, Phil, it's not like we're trying to hit a baseball.'