Phantom Fan Mugs

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

The phantom of the Oprah.

"I'm getting a thunder of hooves and cry of 'Hi-yo, Silver!'..."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Ghost School.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Give quiche a chance!

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Horror Stories.

Science Fair Judgements

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Free Radicals.

Trump Mask

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Entropy.

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Newton Discovers Gravity

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Science And Society 1923

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."