Phantom Horse Fans Pillows

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

Ghost School.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Horror Stories.

"Meow"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Altar Ego

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

The Horse Races

"You remember Champ. . ."

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"They play with our shoes - we'll play with theirs."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

The phantom of the Oprah.

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'I should have stuck to my hunch, to stay at home.'

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

Kangaroo in a plane.

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."