Phantom Horse Fans Prints

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

Ghost School.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Horror Stories.

"Meow"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

Altar Ego

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

The Horse Races

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"You remember Champ. . ."

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"They play with our shoes - we'll play with theirs."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

The phantom of the Oprah.

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

'I should have stuck to my hunch, to stay at home.'

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

Grizzy Selfie