Horse Riding Fan Pillows

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

And coughs by smearing the back of the tongue with paste.

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

No littering...

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Horse racing puns

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Formula One car origami

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Altar Ego

Boarway Show

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."