Horse Fan Pillows

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

No littering...

Rocking Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Gentlemen Riders

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

First past the post.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Horse racing puns

Happy birthday Darling!

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Altar Ego

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

A cow with a Brazilian.

Boarway Show

A cow on a drip.

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."