Horse Fan Gifts

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

You'd like three fingers of whiskey? How much would that be in hooves? Bar.

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

No littering...

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Wolf Karaoke

Rocking Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Gentlemen Riders

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

First past the post.

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Happy birthday Darling!

Horse racing puns

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Altar Ego

Boarway Show

A cow on a drip.