Racehorse Fan Gifts

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'You know I have a race tomorrow.'

Rocking Horse

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Gentlemen Riders

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

First past the post.

Formula One car origami

Horse racing puns

Snail Coach

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

The Horse Races

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

"You remember Champ. . ."

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"They play with our shoes - we'll play with theirs."

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

Fast food

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Panto Horse at the Races

'I'd recommend leaving risky investments. Put your money into something safe. Have you ever thought of betting on horses?'

Dog Scalextric

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"