Racehorse Fan Gifts

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'You know I have a race tomorrow.'

Rocking Horse

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Formula One car origami

Snail Coach

Horse racing puns

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Pig Trotter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

The Horse Races

"You remember Champ. . ."

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Panto Horse at the Races

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'I'd recommend leaving risky investments. Put your money into something safe. Have you ever thought of betting on horses?'

"They play with our shoes - we'll play with theirs."

Fast food

Dog Scalextric

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.