Horse Competition Fan Gifts

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Rocking Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Gentlemen Riders

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

First past the post.

'I win!'

Snail Coach

Horse racing puns

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

The Horse Races

"You remember Champ. . ."

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Panto Horse at the Races

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

'I'd recommend leaving risky investments. Put your money into something safe. Have you ever thought of betting on horses?'

"They play with our shoes - we'll play with theirs."

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

"Foul!"

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

You are no longer in jeopardy.

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

-Problem? -Yes, when I click on petty cash I get 'Lucky Lady 2.30 Newbury.

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'We don't take bets on non-finishers.'