Scare Aficionado Pillows

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Horror Stories.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Scary stuff

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

Monster Baseball

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Halloween Selfie

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Frankenstein egg.

Masquerade

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"We were made for each other...!"

'Scary movie?'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."