Scare Aficionado Mugs

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'm the bad guy..."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Scary stuff

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Horror Stories.

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Halloween Selfie

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Monster Baseball

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'Scary movie?'

Masquerade

Frankenstein egg.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"We were made for each other...!"

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

Edgar Allan Poe