Horror Afficionado Mugs

“It's his first hibachi.”

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Night of the Zombonies.

Vlad the Inhaler

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Paranormal A-Z...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Solar Frankenstein

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Horror Stories.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'