Hell Aficionado Mugs

"It must cost a fortune to heat this place."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Horror Stories.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Camping-Pong

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Halloween Selfie

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Antler Buzzers.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Monster Baseball

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Masquerade

Frankenstein egg.

"We were made for each other...!"