Hell Aficionado Prints

"It must cost a fortune to heat this place."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'm the bad guy..."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Camping-Pong

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Horror Stories.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Halloween Selfie

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Antler Buzzers.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Monster Baseball

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Frankenstein egg.

"We were made for each other...!"

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."