Heaven And Hell Aficionado Prints

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

God's Law.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Anything good on tonight?'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

Heaven and Hell

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Heavenly meetings.

'What's the wi-fi like?'

"The lost password department's that way."

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'