Heaven And Hell Aficionado Prints

"Back to Hell! You're not allowed here, SATAN!"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

God's Law.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Anything good on tonight?'

Heaven and Hell

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

Heavenly meetings.

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

"The lost password department's that way."