Heaven And Hell Prints

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Heaven and Hell

'T.M.I.F.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Zagat Rated.

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"The wings are addictive."

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

'And my board approved this?'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.