Heaven Vs Hell Enthusiast Prints

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Heaven and Hell

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

Heaven Has VIP

Jimmy Hoffa in hell.

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

"Well, I've finally gotten out of the office."

'Bad sport.'

Because of his inability to adapt to an eternity of torment, Jake was eventually kicked out of hell.

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

"Ok, first the good news..."

The devil makes work for idle hands...

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"What did I say about serving Angel food cake?"

"Don't you have to read me my rights first?"

'So the age of light touch regulation really is over.'

'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'

'Don't worry, son. They'll find a way to win. They always do.'

"I've looked under 'good', 'old boy', and 'good old boy' and you're not here."

Employee Of The Month

He' not a quitter - I

"Tarpits? A maintenance nightmare. We replaced them with office cubicles and never looked back!"

'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'

Dog Heaven

"Welcome to Halfway House where all the decisions are made."

"It's a Christmas newsletter from my relatives in heaven. They're trying to rub it in."

"That's one hell of a lawyer."