Heaven Vs Hell Enthusiast Mugs

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

Heaven and Hell

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

Heaven Has VIP

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Bad sport.'

"Ok, first the good news..."

The devil makes work for idle hands...

"What did I say about serving Angel food cake?"

'So the age of light touch regulation really is over.'

"I've looked under 'good', 'old boy', and 'good old boy' and you're not here."

'Don't worry, son. They'll find a way to win. They always do.'

'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'

"Tarpits? A maintenance nightmare. We replaced them with office cubicles and never looked back!"

Employee Of The Month

"Welcome to Halfway House where all the decisions are made."

Dog Heaven

'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'

"As usual, its perfect weather in Heaven today. Sunshine, a light breeze... Not too hot and not too cold. Now, after the break... Is hell freezing over? Stay tuned."