Angst Admirer Pillows

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Angel Music

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

Wash your hands

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Postcards from Heaven...

Angel Swing

Zagat Rated.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.