Angst Admirer Pillows

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Snow Devil

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Wash your hands

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Angel Music

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Zagat Rated.

Postcards from Heaven...

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Angel Swing

"I don't see HIS name on it."