Anarchy Admirer Pillows

"I guess I was hoping Anarchy in the USA would be a lot more fun than this."

'Thank you for calling the sex pistols advice line. However, there's no point in asking as you'll get no reply.'

'He was a rebel to the end.'

Australian punk

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Punk Reindeer

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

The Gladiator.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The wine-shop

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Your remote control, sire."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

First love.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.