Anarchist Aficionado Pillows

'I must inform the witness that we have not yet reached the time when an oath can be sworn on a six pack of lager...'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

The Cremaster Cycle

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

'Sorry, free parking for big campaign contributors only'

Australian punk

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

"No taxation without representation!"

"Kid's today!"

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

Benjamin Franklin

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Gerrymandering

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

We are downsizing due to the merger of our hunting and gathering divisions.

Salvador Deli

"If I didn't it to p*** through I'd whack the damn thing off!"

"I mean why don't we have a men's month!"

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

The Salvador Deli.

'The black sheep of the flock,'