Anarchist Admirer Pillows

The Rebel and His Dog

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Punk Reindeer

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

The Gladiator.

Dreams I have had...

"Your remote control, sire."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Distraction.

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Oooh... bacon!"

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Magician Playing Golf.

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Australian punk

"This is your captain speaking."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

'Is the poodle of the house in?'