Revolutionary Admirer Pillows

Hugo Chavez 1954-2013

Giuseppe Garibaldi

Felix Mendelssohn

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Hildegard von Bingen

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

The Frog Prince

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Princess Anne

Sistine Selfie

The Death Of Venus

Jester Surgeon

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Gladiator.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Nevermore."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Victorian Gentleman

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Robert Schumann

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Charles Baudelaire

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'