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Hugo Chavez 1954-2013

Giuseppe Garibaldi

Felix Mendelssohn

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Hildegard von Bingen

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Death Of Venus

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Sistine Selfie

Jester Surgeon

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

The Gladiator.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Victorian Gentleman

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Nevermore."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Robert Schumann

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'