Irritation Aficionado Gifts

Fussbudget 1989

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Theatre Crowd

Sitting in a tree

The Snarky District

"Bravo!"