Satires Aficionado Gifts

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Hollywood Sign Developers

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Zombie standup

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Support the Ex-Troops

"What's a patent?"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Life is for the birds.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Cat box"

Love at First Sight

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Pretty Flowers

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Easter Island legs

Torturing the English Language

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

The Fourth Little Pig